actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment “cos THE progenative shitlord of cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this:
then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM
and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed.
Tim: it’s when you love someone in a tough situation. Like, when you’re six years old you love your parents but they leave you alone while they’re in a different country for months at a time
Duke: no that’s neglect
Steph: it’s when you do something bad so they punish you by, like, locking you up in a closet all day
Cass [nodding]: or shoot them
Duke: that’s also a type of abuse
Dick: oh! is it insulting someone when they do the right thing? Like “you went to bed at a decent hour? Good job you filthy little slut”
Duke: i think that’s just kinky
Steph: hey, Jason! What’s ‘tough love’ mean?
Jason: what? Uhh, isn’t it when you tell your kids they shouldn’t sell hard drugs?
Duke: that’s just good advice in general. Surprisingly given your answers jason is the one i trust most with raising a child
There’s a reason “Jason is a dad” fics are so damn common. He had pretty much every kind of bad parenting there is, he knows how to do it right at this point.
“Jason is a dad” fics are also so common because no one would mind Jason having their babies
one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying
foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent
background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off
not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important
You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?
i have but i also have, like, real problems
I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible.
We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap.
I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest.
Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes.
If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.
“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo
